Now what?
Score! You have reached 500,000.
You mean you have to use your hands?
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
You stole a life! That's like murder.
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
